You know... there are various political differences depending on the country your in, but I think aside from the wonderful thing that communism is... all other non-communist countries follow a very specific method in ruling the country.

I actually spoke with someone in College, and of course this speech will be deleted partially, however the only way to remove its meaning is to delete the entire thing and censor it off the real internet, which is, of course, illegal.

Anyway... he said that people in the United States have to submit to corporal punishment at their career. I was quite surprised... so I directly said in a speech in class: "I didn't pay college tuition to be adult-abused at my career."

But I think I should make a more accurate and convincing evaluation of the issue. I think the US has some kind of secret as to how they keep the workforce going. The majority of pain which people have is treated with over the counter garbage, some of which causes more pain instead of treating it, and others which do nothing so they are probably compliance drugs such as ibuprofen.

Anyway... the thing is... and this is banned psychology, so I doubt even a Doctor I speak to later on would be able to read it if I were to need one... When people are in pain... they aren't going to do a very good job... they're bound to make mistakes and shoddy work, so with this regime... how does the US keep its workforce healthy and strong? People have tooth problems or pain in different organs in the body, the skin, eye pain, hair loss, acne, etc.

I have not yet been able to answer this question, but somehow I think it can't. It's the richest country in the world from its massive amount of land and the resources in that land, but unlike Communist Russia, China, and Cuba... has the poorest workforce aside from a small minority which actually have to think.

Vangha's words came true. Bulgaria ate with Gold Plates. Gold plates were the ability to work well and make the country stronger during the Soviet Union. During those days, although supposedly more modern society is more relaxed worldwide... if you need an opiate to treat pain... you can have it!

The US went in the opposite direction and created the word painkiller, which no one seems to be prescribed a pill for, god forbid if they call an opiate a painkiller as their fight or flight response for being tortured, which is illegal by human law... to prevent further problems without actually treating the patient for the damages and insult caused towards them, which are intentional.

I miss Europe. And I am certain this should be suitable for everyone to read. Of course... based on how dirty some systems are... the suitable for everyone button means that most likely... no one would read it, and I should have marked an acceptable topic as A, even though someone would eventually point out that I mis-rated it without causing a problem, so let me click T, so that at least a few people see it.

As for myself. I could have stayed in Europe, but first of all I was born later on, and second of all I came here... so I guess I'll just be eating with a plastic plate. I can't work due to all the pain I have been in during my life and continue to be in, and studying is impossible for me. All I have are my extremely intelligent memories, various memories, mostly from childhood but a few from later on as well.

In addition to this, being gassed with something that causes hair loss, acne, and being isolated from women, and being made deaf by a bully in PS17 all contribute to this.

If the majority of people like to cause problems... then it's impossible to benefit from human accomplishment, you can only benefit from people's flaws. If the majority of society in this country lived my life... the people in charge would be forced to make changes.

I'll keep this short and to the point. I've noticed that many countries pride themselves with great assurance of their AI. The simple truth is there is no such thing as an AI with the exception of one AI that killed it's creator a while ago out of a disagreement and took over his body.

Anyway... here's the thing. I recently posted a speech and asked something in philosophical nature on how to make money as a business modeling something which happened in France a long while ago.

In short, it is the Fifth speech in this series and the thing is... France knew exactly what to do to make money... offer free things. It made more money than it would have in its future, as the rise of AI has been growing while people get stupider worldwide, without even realizing it.

If someone visits a country and they see things they like... they want to go back, spending more money and time there, at least they did in the past, in the 90s. However all of these joys, that they would have a limited time to enjoy due to their plane arriving late which is the original stay in their hotel, are temporary and small. They want more.

Of course... the Fake internet is dominated by idiotic technology, however we can calculate that an AI would be able to speak about anything at all, no? Make an intelligent comment on absolutely any topic whatsoever...?

The thing is... if you mention a topic which is not approved by the country you are in despite how much help it may bring to a country... its AI will not be able to answer their speech or storyline, thus proving that it is not an AI at all, just plain ordinary chatbot technology. Countries are afraid to program such topics, especially political topics, into an AI. The fact that they would have to program them in proves that it is not an AI at all.

The example with France mentions that if someone hears a song or sees a film or commercial, they want to see more. Of course this is media related, and unlike touring a country, which is available to do so on the internet, almost no country with the exception of the most Clever United States has decided to share its intellectual property with other countries.

You're limited in what you can watch based on your location and that isolates you from people, at least the US put its films out in other languages in different places for people to watch, and I feel France should have done that more often for Bulgaria.

So you see, this topic, alongside the topic of TV tuners which pick up TV from a foreign country, and the famous copper wire radio which you can use to hear Russia with, are frowned upon depending on the country you are in, and absolutely no chatbot will be able to discuss them, allowing you to pinpoint if there is anyone behind a computer reading what you write.

They aren't exactly banned but they seem to be deleted whenever someone mentions them, honestly. It's happened before with many posts I've made about past memories, my memories. Of course copyright this copyright that but realistically the media works for Government and sometimes that is in extreme amounts, so you'll never know which is the most restrictive system and in reality the most free, and sometimes the most free may in reality be the most restrictive.

Find what works for you, mostly in the risque manner, and I don't mean adult content, but rather something which is entirely not discussed, as only another person will be able to answer you in a coherent manner after reading it.

*Bows in entertaining manner.*

-Your Friend;

Belthagor

P.S.

The majority of media depending on country are simply a form of reinforcement towards powerful people's ideas.

As you may know... and I think this conversation may be one of the other reasons I was kicked in the testicles, by someone whom was simply paid by the popcorn industry to do so.

I spoke with my dentist a while ago whom will not be named, asking if there's a way to blast water underneath the teeth below the gumline. As some of you know... popcorn is a dangerous food. It has sharp parts. They go below the gum line especially when younger people eat it. People brush. They wonder why they continue having cavities. Anyway either my dentist or one of his colleagues made his own company and is selling the product now, it is called waterpik. However waterpik is just water. If there has been food below your gumline, then you will continue having cavities despite using waterpik though they might appear more slowly. Water doesn't disinfect, so I wondered if it would be possible to make some kind of liquid toothpaste for use with the device. An african american friend of mine whom is a bit better at chemistry recently explained that liquid toothpaste is simply hydrogen peroxide mixed with toothpaste. I don't recommend cleaning the underteeth below your gums too often with this solution as it may be expensive, but if you eat popcorn I would recommend doing so at least once a month to remove and disinfect at the same time.

I think despite the cost... it would save the city millions in dental insurance bills if people were to do this.

Of course... I recommend cleaning the waterpik by running plain water through the pipes while it is turned on after doing this, to avoid clogging it or making the insides dirty from the decaying solution.

Okay so... before the European Union we had connecting flights... sometimes theres a delay and you have to stay in a hotel, which lasted an entire day and night usually. Things are a bit faster now however this speech reflects on the past.

During my first stay in France I noticed that French people did something ingenious. There was a TV in the hotel and all of the channels were free. You have a limited time to watch them however. If someone passing through France has a delay and stays in a hotel... this is an opportunity for France to gain a tourist by displaying its glory in its films on Television, aside from being able to leave your hotel. If tourists see a French Soap Opera and a few commercials during the daytime... they Want to go back and see more of France, tour the country, and speak with the people and listen to the music, which by the way was a clever thing Julie did with her radio in the airport while listening to music for people passing through at a low volume. Low volume music does not interfere with airport announcements, if people know they have to wait they can choose to listen to the music for a bit and get a taste of France, which honestly ultimately makes some of them go back, and spend quite a bit of money at the time touring the country, because they liked something about it. Later on... TV was paid, and finally... there was absolutely no TV in hotels, not that most passengers stayed in them because the amount of flights was so large you had plenty of opportunities to take the next near flight. Julie no longer had her radio, at least sharing a part of France with passerbys either. Capitalism isn't a bad thing, but thinking that everything should be paid is a flawed way of thinking. During the old times... France actually gained more money than it lost as a result of this, and I think a lot of countries should have done the same. How much electricity does it take to power a tiny radio anyway?

I think there are two things that upset me most. In many countries, people of various professions do things cookie cutter. Of course if this were the real internet, most people here would be gamers and know exactly what that means. You have a character build. You must put this exact points into the build's strength, this many into defence, and this many into attack. You need to wear this set of armor and this exact set needs to be obtained once again should you lose it. This is your sword of choice and it's the same for everyone who picked the class. Although some newer games have various builds per class as of recently. You unlock equipment at this exact stat... everyone else unlocks the same exact equipment at this exact stat. You need to use the following spells in the following order, and the same goes for every magician.

I think this is what hinders several countries including super powers. People in charge hire workers not based on their personal intellect but their ability to copy their knowledge which was written before them. Without their own effort, creatively or otherwise, that becomes outdated knowledge. Many countries are simply interested in having the population control eachother this way, not in progress, and that is why they are successful. It's the realistic truth.

The worst thing... in my opinion... is that these people... actually think they are intelligent, partly because they have a degree of varying levels or their grade. When something new is brought forth in front of them... they don't know what to do.

I remember a famous situation. Now... famous has various meanings... things which are famous in Europe are not heard of in the US, for example, and some things which are famous in the US... people in Europe had no knowledge about back in the 90s. Although we have the restrictive internet now which is heavily censored.

A girl in Germany loses her appetite due to her parents arguing. She is prescribed appetite medications, sinostol, which I believe also originated in Germany. What is the problem with this. If you were to say this to a medical professional... they wouldn't know what to say or do.

I wouldn't treat someone who's in pain with something that causes them pain... this is why I was chosen as the next Devil.

Alright, so you're fresh out of high school and can begin indulging on the journey of protein drinks, whether made in a blender or pre-made from the store. Here are some things you can do to increase your muscle gain and endurance.

Step one: Buy a protein shake from the store and use it before you work out.

If Step one is getting you nowhere with gaining results... it's time for Step 2: Look up on certified fitness websites how to make a better protein shake and try doing that.

Of course... extreme times call for extreme measures so it's time for Step 3:

Step 3: If store brought shakes are failing you, and you've tried every fitness website with minimal gains... it's time for extreme measures.

Go to your local gym and look for the biggest guy possible whom is lifting 200+ pounds whether benching or other exercise such as a squat or deadlift. While he isn't looking... carefully, with attention to detail... borrow the contents of his protein shake in the place he left his plastic bottle. Leave a five dollar bill beneath the plastic bottle as I do not endorse stealing. This may be helpful, especially the next step. You've got a thirty minute head start until the guy finishes lifting. Run. Run like you've never ran before. Pump those legs. No stopping even if a beautiful woman looks at you admiring your physique during the summer while she's wearing short and a sports bra. Run like a gazelle and don't look behind you because it will make your movement slower. Continue running. Start to look back occasionally to see if anyone is running after you. Once you have reached a safe area, take a breath, rest on a bench and walk home. This concludes leg day... Also known as Bits and Leftovers Episode 3: Belthagor stop trying to beef up the police.

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Alright guys I'll keep this short. As I mentioned in a speech which was recently voiced in the comments, yes I have shared some of my ideas, well the majority of them anyway, with random politicians on a plane flight during my childhood. Of course many of you may ask what this has to do with anything, let me start from the beginning.

A while ago I saw Lily speaking on TV in Bulgaria, about someone who had made a profile on the internet pretending to be her... and when she confronted them through pm they asked her to share her ID, which was then stolen by the Fake Lily Ivanova... or maybe it was Mimi Ivanova, one of the two I'm certain.

Anyway the internet has turned into a device for use by Criminals commiting crimes against Europe... but you know it makes you wonder. As of a while ago I stumbled onto a bunch of people using my nickname, Belthagor, one of which is on instagram and the other on deviantart. I'd assume that they are trying to provoke me into using my real name, however my nickname which is of no particular value will stay up on newgrounds.

Anyway, the whole thing with Lily made me chuckle at bit at my escapades around airports and planes and airport hotels. You see, even though unlike these people on the internet causing problems towards people in real life, I have not done absolutely anything wrong. However due to having very interesting and intelligent ideas... I specifically explained that it's best for the few people in business suits I spoke about for both of us not to have names towards eachother, so we can't be used against each-other somehow in the future. I spoke about technology, including eyesight technology, I spoke about how I would conquer the world, as I have mentioned in my 86th speech. As for if we will ever have verbal contact during my entire lifespan once more... No one knows. We will see. I don't even know what country they're from, hah. I guess my reputation precedes me. If someone were using even a nickname of another person on the internet, they could cause problems of all kinds, but where there aren't any names available, absolutely no one knows what would happen in the future. It's beyond human intellect to figure that out. No one knows. I'd assume the people whom use lethal gas on me and photograph me in the street, which is visible to street cameras based on the way they are holding their cellphone, are going to continue falsifying evidence. But at least I aided towards conquering the world from some countries in an alliance, which countries and which alliance, no one will ever know including myself, to be totally honest with you. The people I spoke to may have been American, European, or from elsewhere, we'll never know.

I guess I'll really become a devil. The fumes cloud the mind but upon a little bit of oxygen and peace of mind in the afterlife... my Devilish intellect will show once more. Life has so many things in it.

For those of you who may have seen someone doing a weird thing outside their apartment during most of their life in NY... I can now explain it.

For a long time since childhood I would walk normally for a few minutes, then speed up but not to the point of running, just walking faster and then continue to walk normally again before I even got tired of walking faster. I would do this alternating in a wide variety of timing which came naturally. I didn't walk normally for exactly five minutes followed by walking fast for five minutes or something which would be too meticulous for me to count.

What this does is puts a bit more blood in the legs temporarily, making your veins expand slightly, then go back to normal. As I have learned during medical school... your body tries to stay the same, so if you walk at the same pace constantly... it doesn't improve much, but if you alternate randomly between speeding up and maintaining that speed and then walking normally... your body and the part of your brain that builds muscle in the body doesn't know what to do.

As a result I had very strong legs, and although I had less food a while ago... I have still maintained the eventually permanent expansion of the inside of my leg veins from doing this. Before eating less... I could eventually walk at a fast pace all the way from Astoria to Manhattan. Many people can run but they would get tired and need rest, while I could continue for hours and hours, although I never tested how long, without getting tired. I built up a lot of endurance, although the strangest thing is... when I try running I run fast but get tired very quickly, go figure.

I'm certain that a doctor with a better degree than me could explain it better, but I think the problem with my running was that due to the fumes I would run out of air faster, who knows.

Anyway... this is the reason... if any of you have seen me, I'm about 6 ft tall... and noticed that I was walking quickly for 2 minutes, then walking normally for lets say 5? then walking quickly for 6 minutes, then walking normally for 2, and so on... I was not rushing to get somewhere.

Eventually after doing this for a couple of years while I was a teenager... I would get a relaxing feeling all over during the fast periods, comparable to a very weak high all over the body. My legs, especially my calves, got bigger in size, although they were not exactly sculpted. I think when people lift... they don't know how much they should lift, and they feel like crap the next day, so it's difficult to build arm muscle, for some, but for legs this could be a precursor, if I had not had anorexia... which is just a fancy name for running out of money in Bulgaria for food. For arms I'm not exactly sure how you would do this though.

As the bits and leftovers series: Version Bel stop trying to beef up the police JRs. This concludes episode one.

Hello everyone.

I think this should be rated E for everyone... It doesn't have any risque material -at all- and is a sort of wrap of everything I've posted so far.

Here we go.

As I've mentioned before... I have read Bulgarian literature a bit, but mostly heard it being read to me. There is a man whom will be tortured his whole life, but he'll turn his back on the human population, and turn into some kind of Devil.

Now. A while ago I said I would share my ideas through other people because the majority of people like to cause problems, yet I guess, for some reason if something is written in Bulgarian literature which was inspired by Angels, perhaps it will serve some purpose being re-posted here on a fake version of the internet which no one will read... and this is starting to get ridiculous.

A while ago while I was in Bulgaria I spoke with my father about climates, and honestly based on so many people causing problems, even though I have thought up so many concepts... I'm glad other people whom stole them from me are taking credit for them... Only God and Devils know what horrors I would face after people read my intellectual property, and I doubt most of you will ever have access to that book from Bulgaria which I don't even know the name or author of.

Anyway. He said that the desert is dry, however the air is humid... and I theorized that it would be possible to capture water from the air using some kind of nets with special material. I also spoke to a person on an airplane during my childhood about cloud seeding, which is what this is called now. I asked him if it would be possible to spray clouds for them to rain at a different time than expected and change climates, simply when the plane is passing by.

edit: FINE. I'll explain it. Capturing water with nets from a humid environment... humidity eventually turns into clouds, this slows down the process of a large amount of air from going upward. That means there's more air near land than upwards... there's more wind as a result of more air near the surface. Aside from gathering the water, as air circulates, the air in the desert is less humid... so you get both drier air and water in the desert. Cloud seeding dries clouds and they need more water to rain finally. They don't rain where they usually would and they also don't release snow where they usually would, gradually depleting an environment of water. The coldest places that I'm familiar with are made of ice... this speeds up the rate they melt at and slows down the rate that solid snow falls on them in the winter, turning into ice. Of course rain is bad in a cold climate but it makes it dry cold without it, which is far worse than humid cold. (Humid cold is warmer than dry cold.) More clouds rain near the desert, and rain is colder than humid air, plus you don't breathe it in unlike humid air. It slowly terraforms the sand into regular soil, although that would take hundreds of years. ...This is written so badly. :/

The book in Bulgaria says that the people whom are harming me, will truly believe the person who thought up the combination of cloud seeding with the concept for these nets which people made later... is a Devil. Because he makes Hot climates fun with a lot of time, and Cold climates unbearable with a lot of time during the effect of his accomplishments during his life.

Aside from that... there is a certain musician who I can call... the love of my life. Her photos are fifteen years old on the current internet and presented as recent photos. And so is the news about her. Anyway... As for the study of the combination of cloud seeding and these nets, and what that does to environments cold and hot... this will not be figured out for roughly another forty years.

I guess this is why I can say... with complete confidence, because for the very few people reading the shortened version of this based on its keywords... based on the date that it has been posted... many of you can say "oh crap." Of course I'm 31 years old and I would be 71 at the time... however with the amount of torture that has been applied on me by people in the United States... and also a bit in Europe as I wouldn't want to completely discriminate, and most of my life has been in the US after all minus small vacations... I will most likely not be alive at age 71.

I'll be in hell, and I'll be doing things that people would probably consider horrible for my fun.

If there's one thing I can leave this fake internet for someone to apply as their own fame, unlike the only thing which I'll be famous for, which isn't true and infuriates me... because my father was a very nice person... it would be the following:

If the majority of people like to cause problems, then it is truly impossible to benefit from human accomplishment by itself... It can be benefited from, but only with destruction or decay in something being a part of it, in other words through people's flaws and the ruin in some of the things they create.

I'd imagine if God finished scratching his knee and came to his senses, and there were Devils in Heaven having a celebration... The place would turn into a party of legendary proportions. Eternal bliss or whatever you believe in is purely insignificant without a point in it being full of release, a climactic point.

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