Aside from all of the ideas I've had on my journey towards becoming a Devil, I can say that Devils are mis-understood, but they try to help people. Devils don't kill people, God goes around killing at random because he had a bad day, it makes sense, Devils are victims and being burned alive whether on earth or in hell. I want to kill God because he tortures people and ruins their food. You got hit, try eating. God's cruelty is endless towards people.
Anyway, if anyone reads this, and believes in Christianity, and is female... I only have one thing to tell you. Don't be discouraged.
A while ago I saw on TV that some idiot microwaved metal. I was thinking for a moment that the biblical prophecy that all the jewelry will come off was true, because gold and silver are metals, and a prophetic book in Bulgaria which my real parent read says that all metal will be gone by the year 2026.
Ladies. I want you not to be discouraged. God and every religion degrades women, so I guess a Devil would try to save women from misery.
Here is how a pearl is made. An oyster is sitting around and saltwater gets inside of it. It slowly dies in pain and becomes a pearl, the less salt in the water, the longer it takes to shrivel up. My real mother explained this to which I said one more million dollar idea at the time... "What if someone were to simply buy live oysters or collect them at the beach for free, and put as little salt as possible in a lot of water, producing flawless, perfectly round pearls." I've had multi-million dollars, some ideas wouldn't make as much money as I did not create America's eyesight technology, I simply said it could be used to look at a woman's body when I was four years old, from one spot to another, and that conversation which happened again when I was 16 is recorded by the Bulgarian Government, still before this technology even existed and 8 billion people are using it, but I digress.
Anyway, if I can somehow convince stubborn politicians to stop being so cruel towards everyone, and just for once look at God and say it with me while exterminating the millions of oysters out there by turning them into pearls, towards God's idea about taking away women's jewelry: "I'm going to fuck you up."
After all, unlike most jewelry, a pearl necklace only needs a string to be made. Although it can't turn into wedding rings and earrings without some kind of metal on it.
I'm trying my best.
P.S. Communism also wanted to kill God because he tortures people and ruins their food, the Russian Monarchy threw breadcrumbs at the people, and the people fought back, so I guess we can relate.
Belthagor
And by the way. I agree with Communism on one major thing which I said differently when I was either 3 or 4 years old: "I wouldn't treat someone who's in pain with something that causes them more pain." My father said "Alright, I won't hit you." This may be the fake internet, and the people using lethal gas impersonating me only want me to be famous for one thing, which never happened. My father was a noble and very nice person towards me and my family.