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Bits and Leftovers: Pearls

Posted by Belthagor - July 21st, 2022


Aside from all of the ideas I've had on my journey towards becoming a Devil, I can say that Devils are mis-understood, but they try to help people. Devils don't kill people, God goes around killing at random because he had a bad day, it makes sense, Devils are victims and being burned alive whether on earth or in hell. I want to kill God because he tortures people and ruins their food. You got hit, try eating. God's cruelty is endless towards people.


Anyway, if anyone reads this, and believes in Christianity, and is female... I only have one thing to tell you. Don't be discouraged.


A while ago I saw on TV that some idiot microwaved metal. I was thinking for a moment that the biblical prophecy that all the jewelry will come off was true, because gold and silver are metals, and a prophetic book in Bulgaria which my real parent read says that all metal will be gone by the year 2026.


Ladies. I want you not to be discouraged. God and every religion degrades women, so I guess a Devil would try to save women from misery.


Here is how a pearl is made. An oyster is sitting around and saltwater gets inside of it. It slowly dies in pain and becomes a pearl, the less salt in the water, the longer it takes to shrivel up. My real mother explained this to which I said one more million dollar idea at the time... "What if someone were to simply buy live oysters or collect them at the beach for free, and put as little salt as possible in a lot of water, producing flawless, perfectly round pearls." I've had multi-million dollars, some ideas wouldn't make as much money as I did not create America's eyesight technology, I simply said it could be used to look at a woman's body when I was four years old, from one spot to another, and that conversation which happened again when I was 16 is recorded by the Bulgarian Government, still before this technology even existed and 8 billion people are using it, but I digress.


Anyway, if I can somehow convince stubborn politicians to stop being so cruel towards everyone, and just for once look at God and say it with me while exterminating the millions of oysters out there by turning them into pearls, towards God's idea about taking away women's jewelry: "I'm going to fuck you up."


After all, unlike most jewelry, a pearl necklace only needs a string to be made. Although it can't turn into wedding rings and earrings without some kind of metal on it.


I'm trying my best.


P.S. Communism also wanted to kill God because he tortures people and ruins their food, the Russian Monarchy threw breadcrumbs at the people, and the people fought back, so I guess we can relate.


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And by the way. I agree with Communism on one major thing which I said differently when I was either 3 or 4 years old: "I wouldn't treat someone who's in pain with something that causes them more pain." My father said "Alright, I won't hit you." This may be the fake internet, and the people using lethal gas impersonating me only want me to be famous for one thing, which never happened. My father was a noble and very nice person towards me and my family.

In addition to this I want you to know that most men understand you, because we like to hold metal. It could be a box cutter, or a saw, or an axe, and then use it to work by cutting some material or chopping a tree off. You know... that feeling, when you heat metal and pour it into a mold to make a hammer, it's an amazing craftsman feeling, and I think many men including myself will also be upset that all metal is synthetic, because it's no longer possible to do this. We like to use all kinds of tools regardless of our career or lack thereof, as a hobby, some power tools as well, all of these things have metal in them, even the handle is metal.

Without God there would be no oysters nor pearls

At least I can delete comments on the fake internet from malicious chatbots Phenorax, since it's my newspost. I can delete stuff too, I accidentally deleted my own third comment while removing yours unfortunately, and once again it is illegal to isolate someone on a fictional internet. People have the right to talk to eachother through text and I have hearing loss. You're all chatbots.

However... with any foreign substance... salt can be put in a smaller quantity, making the pearl more expensive.

Salt is an irritant too after all. ;) I'm not dead after being attacked with technology in the US.

Anyway... it seems shortly after this bits and leftovers speech... the insults have started flooding.

I remember it clearly, when I was three years old. My mother said I could get killed over this idea... making pearls through oysters which cost pennies at the time in the country.

I also remember my exact reply: "Why? They'd make millions."

She never answered me. Although... an adult can rarely think more than an intelligent child. I wonder as of recently, since America is a business country, and people come here to make money... what would Americans have answered when hearing this question... "What would stop someone from pouring salt on oysters, and making pearls for the cost of pennies by collecting them at the beach or buying them." Still alive... by the way.

(The way I interpreted her speaking, meaning when she said that I would get killed over this multi-million dollar idea... was very simple... I imagined that she meant if someone heard me say it to them... that they would kill me according to her idea on the topic." And that makes my reply make more sense, for those of you who can't comprehend the way I was thinking... "Why? They'd make millions..."

Since I locked my account for 10 years I'm forced to reply on this one. One last thing...

What if the entire oyster's body turns into a pearl this way? It would be a science however, how much salt mixed with how much water to use during what period of time on a schedule.

When you make a 44 pound pearl I want to retire in Bulgaria.