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Bits and Leftovers Episode 6: Dr. Belthagor to the Rescue

Posted by Belthagor - July 17th, 2022


As you may know... and I think this conversation may be one of the other reasons I was kicked in the testicles, by someone whom was simply paid by the popcorn industry to do so.


I spoke with my dentist a while ago whom will not be named, asking if there's a way to blast water underneath the teeth below the gumline. As some of you know... popcorn is a dangerous food. It has sharp parts. They go below the gum line especially when younger people eat it. People brush. They wonder why they continue having cavities. Anyway either my dentist or one of his colleagues made his own company and is selling the product now, it is called waterpik. However waterpik is just water. If there has been food below your gumline, then you will continue having cavities despite using waterpik though they might appear more slowly. Water doesn't disinfect, so I wondered if it would be possible to make some kind of liquid toothpaste for use with the device. An african american friend of mine whom is a bit better at chemistry recently explained that liquid toothpaste is simply hydrogen peroxide mixed with toothpaste. I don't recommend cleaning the underteeth below your gums too often with this solution as it may be expensive, but if you eat popcorn I would recommend doing so at least once a month to remove and disinfect at the same time.


I think despite the cost... it would save the city millions in dental insurance bills if people were to do this.


Of course... I recommend cleaning the waterpik by running plain water through the pipes while it is turned on after doing this, to avoid clogging it or making the insides dirty from the decaying solution.


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P.S. I am not actually a dentist I just thought I would clarify that for legal reasons despite this being the fake internet.