I remember when my father and I decided to purchase groceries. I noticed a new product called ranch dressing. I asked my father why you would put this in a salad... it's like a sauce.. who would actually buy this?

He said that the reason people buy it is because when you apply dressing to a salad with many different veggies in it -the Ranch Dressing makes your digestive system take in more vitamins and nutrients from the food that you eat (It only works with vegetables.)

His favorite was hidden valley ranch crispy by the way. I wanted to write this memory from my youth in memory of him.